Sunday, September 27, 2009

Polanski, Part II

Well, this didn't exactly take long even on a Sunday...

Predictably, L'Affaire Polanski ceased to be about the particulars of extraditing an ex-pat American from Zurich on 30 year-old bail-jumping and sexual misconduct charges before the door was closed on his cell; and is now officially a political hot-potato encompassing the entertainment biz, gender, class, family-values, culutre-clash and other "pet issues" of the Chattering Class. Being the weekend, the opinions of Mssrs. O'Reilly, Beck and Grace have yet to be heard from, but all edges of the Web are already well spoken-for. Let's see who's taking a swing:

First up, "Big Hollywood," Andrew Breitbart's nominally-conservative-psuedo-celebrity wildlife preserve. You probably know Breitbart most-recently as the guy shepherding the two kids from the ACORN Video through the media cycle. BH is basically a multi-contributor editorial blog wherein right-leaning movie people vent about their left-leaning industry, making it something of a kind of one-stop-shopping-spot for people you forgot existed doing their best Michael Savage impression. First reporting on the Polanski story from there fell to the site's Editor in Chief, John Nolte; previously launched to Internet Celebrity as "Dirty Harry" from the now-defunct Liberty Film Festival Blog. The site is literally CRAWLING with nutcases, but Nolte is a straight-shooter who can be counted on to be as fair as one can be while still writing what are fundamentally opinion-pieces. He comes down solidly on the "no excuses, bring him back, lets have the trial" side, but with characteristic lack of hyperbole:
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jjmnolte/2009/09/27/polanski-may-finally-face-u-s-justice/

Pretty cut and dry, right? Okay, now just for fun, here's some samplings of the commentary that's been offered up in response by the site's readership:

"I predict that Obama will pardon him at the urging of Bill Clinton."

"Some days it really does seem that the counter revolution is finally happening."

"The degenerates of Hollywood finance the coalition of scum, slime, filth, vermin and manure that run the Democ-rat Party."

"Woody Allen, anyone?"


*Sigh.* This is the problem with people for whom political-leanings define their existance: Nothing is outside the realm of left-vs-right, everything MUST be made to benefit one end to the exclusion of another. The questions at hand are, from where I sit, transpolitical: Either he ought be punished or ought not be, either there are mitigating circumstances or there aren't. By cynically framing Polanski's supporters as automatic agents of "the left" and his probable conviction as a cause for "the right;" it cheapens the issue and serves only to score the minor "culture war" victory of forcing "the left" to defend him for fear of ALLOWING said victory.

From the other side (in multiple senses) in this piece of Huffington Post; still struggling to find a reason for it's own existance in a world without the Bush Administration. Interestingly, this particular defense comes from the co-founder of Women Overseas for Equality - a potential irony not lost on a slew of the responders:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/joan-z-shore/polanskis-arrest-shame-on_b_301134.html

And these are just the "amateurs"...

2 comments:

Euler d'Moogle said...

Well... seeing as when we don't have an election coming up shortly I treat political controversy like I treat Pro-Wrestling, because they're spookily alike in many ways, my first instinct is to pop some popcorn and watch the moonbats yell at the wingnuts and vise versa. The only real sadness I feel here is that the original victim who has said she just wants to let the whole thing drop now has to relive it all again. Otherwise, from Barak Obama to Nicolas Sarkozy to Hans-Rudolf Merz: Let them squirm. It's going to be entertaining.

Ralph said...

THE SOAP-DODGING CHEESE-EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS, THEMSELVES PERVERTS, ARE APPEALING TO ANOTHER PERVERT ON BEHALF OF YET ANOTHER PERVERT!!!!

The row over the arrest of Roman Polanski escalated today as Bernard Kouchner, the [CHEESE-EATING SURRENDER MONKEY] Foreign Minister, revealed that he had written to [PIAPS], the US Secretary of State, to call for the release of the director.

The move comes amid a growing outcry in [OLD] Europe over the detention in Switzerland of the Oscar-winning filmmaker in connection with charges of unlawful sex with a 13-year-old girl in the US more than three decades ago.

KOUCHNER [BWAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!] KNOWS THAT PIAPS WOULD BE SYMPATHETIC TO A CHILD-RAPIST GIVEN THE CLINTONS’ OWN PENCHANT FOR SEXUALLY ABUSING INTERNS AND SMALL ANIMALS!!!!!!

AMERICAPHILE MINISTRIES HAS JUST CALLED THE WHITE HOUSE TO URGE THE PRESIDENT TO FORBID PIAPS TO SPRING POLANSKI!!!!

THE STATE DEPARTMENT WAS ALSO CALLED, BUT BEING COWED BY PIAPS, THE STAFF REPEATEDLY HANG UP THE RECEIVER!!!!!

HOWEVER, NOW THE CHEESE-EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS, PIAPS AND POLANSKI ARE EXPOSED!!!!!!

THIS MINISTRY WILL CONTINUE TO MONITOR THIS SITUATION CLOSELY!!!!

PIAPS, AMERICA IS ON TO YOU!!!!