Surprising absolutely nobody, the "stay through the credits" signal has gone up on "Iron Man 2," something of a foregone conclusion but nice heads-up. With that in mind, let's have some fun with guestimate-polling: When Nick Fury (or whoever) pulls back the curtain, opens then manilla folder, whatever... what's gonna be in there? For laffs, pick two: The one you THINK you'll see, and the one you WANT to see...
A.) Dr. Bruce Banner "and his big friend."
B.) Chris Evans, dressed like a flag.
C.) An ice cube containing a shape vaugely resembling Chris Evans dressed like a flag.
D.) Musclebound Norwegian with a hammer, dressed for a Renaissance Faire.
E.) A red, green and yellow robot.
F.) Vaugely goth-ish brunette in bright red fetish-gear.
G.) Prematurely graying lad dressed like a male figure skater.
H.) F&G together.
I.) Very small woman with insect wings.
J.) Purple man with bow and arrow.
K.) Flying aircraft-carrier.