Realistically, there will probably come a day when I've matured sufficiently to no longer be captivated by suspiciously-timed, certainly-not-at-all-publicist-generated gossip-dumps about beautiful actress/singer/models being "outed" as bisexual - but it's not today.
Has "I'll be in my bunk" jumped the memeshark yet?
I remember being back in High School when the whole "pretty-much every woman born after 1978 or so is bi or at least looking to take a shot at it" thing started to hit; attempting to explain to an older lady "counselor" (they had us doing these godawful weekly "sit in a circle and discuss topical young-people issue" things) why it was such a "big deal" for guys our age to "discover" that famous women we were (probably) only ever going to gawk at and/or fantasize about were "into girls." My top-of-my-head explanation back then: "It's sort-of like if you found out Christopher Reeve actually could fly."
I'm still kinda proud of that one...