Friday, October 15, 2010

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Realistically, there will probably come a day when I've matured sufficiently to no longer be captivated by suspiciously-timed, certainly-not-at-all-publicist-generated gossip-dumps about beautiful actress/singer/models being "outed" as bisexual - but it's not today.

Has "I'll be in my bunk" jumped the memeshark yet?


I remember being back in High School when the whole "pretty-much every woman born after 1978 or so is bi or at least looking to take a shot at it" thing started to hit; attempting to explain to an older lady "counselor" (they had us doing these godawful weekly "sit in a circle and discuss topical young-people issue" things) why it was such a "big deal" for guys our age to "discover" that famous women we were (probably) only ever going to gawk at and/or fantasize about were "into girls." My top-of-my-head explanation back then: "It's sort-of like if you found out Christopher Reeve actually could fly."

I'm still kinda proud of that one...

13 comments:

tyra menendez said...

I see what you did, there.

Meme-shark is now a meme.

Tim said...

The important this is that Other M still sucks ass.

KevinCV said...

Tim, if your continued posting about how much Other M sucks are there just to see if being contradictory will get a rise out of Bob, then I highly recommend you stop right now. Not because it indeed WILL piss Bob off, but because it's going to get tiresome really fast. You think it sucks, Bob doesn't. Get over it. I'm not saying either of your are right or wrong, but I highly doubt that you continuing to post about how it sucks is not gonna change Bob's opinion anytime soon, if at all.

John.E said...

Holy Shit Tim, do you go on to every website that liked Other M and troll the shit out of them too, or is Bob's opinion so fucking important to you that you would waste your time with this shit. Have you made some sort of diluted conclusion that your efforts will somehow change Bob's or any of our opinions and get him to apologize JUST FOR LIKING THE GAME.

Seriously, cut it out. It is not funny, it is not clever, and above all it is not helping your cause.

Look, you didn't like the game? FINE. I found it to be kind of disappointing myself. You want to share your opinion? FINE, but can you please...

A. Do it on a post that's relevant to the issue, and

B. Come up with something more clever and respectable than just "it sucks ass"

John.E said...

Oh, can i just say something off topic?

(Ironic considering I just bitched at someone for going off topic, though I doubt THIS will cause any serious rage)

I know this is like the 4th or 5th time someone has asked you this, and I apologize in advance, but have you seen 'Legend of the Guardians The Owls of Gahoole' yet? I figured since your a Zack Snyder fan (or at least a Watchmen fan), you would have been interested in checking it out.

I liked it enough to go see it twice, so I guess that's something. It was beautifully animated, great cinematography and art direction, spectacular battle scenes and was well acted. My only complaint is that it was too short so many elements and characters of this world were kinda vague. But it is still a very entertaining film, a lot better than most other family films now days, and has made me start to read the book series.

Even if you make just a short written review, I'm sure many would want to hear your opinion, and hopeful not bitch at you for it(coughTIMcough)

Tim said...

Legends of the Guardians was worse than Other M ;) I'm not trolling this this. I really fucking hated that movie. All of the action was at extreme close up so you couldn't tell what was going on. Not to mention that all of the owls looked the same. Also the dialogue was cringe worthy and the plot was mind numbingly stupid. 1/10 from me. Amazing special effects wasted.

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Dav3 said...

ya'know, I would also be really interested to hear your opinion on "The Guardians".

I remember seeing the trailer attached to Toy Story 3. You could tell from frame 1 it was the same talking animal story that studios have been remaking annually for the last 50 years, but the animation looks gorgeous.

I even joked with my family about driving up to Quebec to watch it so I wouldn't have to listen to the dialog.

Joseph said...

More than slightly lecherous there, Bob.

ZAENGO said...

Tim, please just... stop... talking. noone asked you, none cares at all what you have to say, just stop making words. forever.

Rarer Monsters said...

Alright, I have to say, this is all kind of offensive. I know lesbians. I know bisexual women. Despite what Girls Gone Wild will tell you, it's not some kind of sexy playboy fantasy that women do to excite men, It's really actually very boring.
I am sick of seeing people act like sexual orientation is a sexy evening dress for celebrities to toss on for a while to prove how chic they are. It insults everyone who actually has a non-heterosexual orientation and propogates negative stereotypes of queer orientations as some kind of decadent fling for the beautiful people.

rob said...

Okqy, back on topic, Christina is trying for the second time to become famous with the girl thing...
No one remembers the first time because Madonna also kissed Britney Spears, and that one got all the airtime, Christina was never shown anymore.

Having said something usefull, now comes the first thing that came to my mind; Pics or it didn´t happen!!

Bobby said...

While I don't give two rats' asses about who is sleeping with whom, I saw "Legend Of The Guardians" and found it to be the most visually striking film of the year. The action was brisk and easy to follow. The dialogue was pretty good, and the score was good. It's too short though, so some things are very rushed.