Monday, November 29, 2010

no words... should've sent a poet...

Hat-tip: Kotaku

Jenni Kallberg, aka Pixelninja, is half-Swedish, half-Japanese, and recreationally cosplays with alarming attention to detail as various video game heroines. That's not even a "triple-threat"... she's like the Turduken of hotness. Pictured at the right: Samus Aran. Yes, she also does the Varia Zero Suit.

...and here she is as Peach.

See her full gallery HERE.

Now, pardon me, I need a moment alone...

12 comments:

Clayton said...

keep it in your pants, Bob. Though I can't really blame you for wanting to be tied to the bed by all 6 feet+ of Samus were she real. And this is coming from a Sherlockian asexual.

Lucas Neumann said...

Bob is the only person I've seen that can get a turn on by seeing a chick wearing a full body armor... yeah...

Her face in close photos are photoshoped as hell, trust me, I've photoshoped girls for magazines for a living before making it to the illustration market. But I guess the point here IS to make her look like a doll.

She's indeed very pretty, but as and red blooded Brazilian I gotta say: she dosen't have an ass. I can't help it, I'm an assman, just a cute face won't do it, I need an ass. And some boobs.

hervowes said...

I've met her a few times, and she seemed pretty nice. She used to frequent cons, and probably still does. The images are photoshopped to the nth degree thoo.

Tim said...

Just what I need. To picture you jerking off to a video game character. Hasn't the Metroid series been embarrassed enough?

Arturo said...

Turducken=Epic
Pixelninja=Turducken

Arturo said...

I think you mean Zero suit, Bob. Varia suit is the standard suit.

Arturo said...

I think I need a moment alone too...

Is weird how I saw the word "Turducken" and the first thing that came to my mind was Ryu firing a "Hadouken"?

Christopher said...

Nerd girls, ah, where can I find more of you?

Lucas Neumann said...

@Christopher

Er... everywhere? Just not as cute as this chick.
More like... more like common nerds, fatter and smelly

RocMegamanX said...

@Tim

If by "embarassed", you mean "Other M still sucks", then please stop. We get it already. You hate the game. Doesn't mean others will.

@Bob

Well, she's certainly an attractive cosplayer, I'll give you that. :)

Popcorn Dave said...

Bloody hell, Bob, go get a girlfriend already, will ya? ;)

Honestly though, she's cute and all... but those costumes are amazing! Especially the Zelda and Metroid ones, you could pretty much just use them in a film version right now.

Kysafen said...

Meanwhile, I'm probably the only one here that realizes the title is probably a reference to Carl Sagan's Contact.