Thursday, January 13, 2011

Glenn Beck: Negative "Spider-Man" Broadway Reviews Are A Liberal Conspiracy!

Below, renowned theater critic, professional crazy-person and rare-metals spokesperson Glenn Beck offers his review of "Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark." His verdict: A RAVE! The finest show he's ever seen! What's more, Glenn has cracked the code of why the film is being so poorly recieved: The Liberal Media hates Spider-Man's "conservative message!" (summary of evidence for said message: The bad guys are scientists, and Spidey is hated by the press.) No, really...



In other news, Frank Miller was today distraught after having been informed he is no longer the world's most obnoxious re-interpreter of comic-book superheroes.

13 comments:

Fett101 said...

[sarcasm]Of course the scientists are bad guys! When is the last time a scientist has every done anything good for us?[/sarcasm]

So, is Peter Parker not a scientists in this play then?

Drunken Lemur said...

I WILL HATE FUCK HIS SKULL! I'm sorry, but I can't watch more than a minute of this. The man's voice is actually one of the most annoying sounds that I've ever heard. The only way I could watch this is if every thirty seconds someone like Patton Oswalt or Jon Stewert were to give running a commentary on it.

superuub1 said...

That is really eeeee. almost makes me feel bad for liking that musical as much as I do.

Drunken Lemur said...

Well I finally finished watching the video. To paraphrase Mike Nelson "Well plays had a good run as a form of artistic interpretation, but that's over." But now I understand what you meant with the Anti-Thinker and him liking what you like. Why did seem like he was talking about a completely different play than everyone else? WHY DOES THIS EXIST!?

Christopher said...

Ordinarily Bob, I think you have a VERY different political view than I. But this...fuck this guy. Glenn Beck has made the conservative party to be a damn farce and horrible joke. Once the party of people who just want government spending to go to military and for people to do their own thing, this guy is fucking asshole. Him and his bigotted supporters filled me with so much disgust that I have withdrawn from the Republicans (or Tea Party if they feel like adopting it). Not joining the Dems, because screw the Dems.

As for this fucking moron loving Spider-man: Turn of the Dark only confirms that only is the man in poor taste in general, but he has poor taste in theater (possibly movies)

Reverend Allan Ironside said...

@ Drunken Lemur: And the Libs are all crying that the hate rhetoric is right wing. I never heard Glenn Beck say he'd skullfuck anybody.

Not sure if his love of the Spider-man play is...good or...what? Bob, you need to watch that play and give us some REAL fan perspective.

Arman said...

Wow guys. Relax a little.

Reverend Allan Ironside said...

I need REAL perspective. A FANS perspective on if this play is worth a damn or not. I must admit that the backstage scenes of actors zipping around on wires looked damn impressive to see.

I'm not looking to Glenn Beck for approval on this, nor a professional play critic. We NEED Bob to see this. Only Bob could watch this in the proper perspective and bring the thumbs up/thumbs down verdict needed for Spider-man fans.

RocMegamanX said...

He interpreted GLOBAL WARMING from a Spiderman play?!

I thought the Spiderman play was probably not a good idea, but THIS?

Clayton said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

That is some of the funniest shit I have ever seen. Anytime "it's a conspiracy" gets mentioned you're always certain to see something hilarious

Reverend Allan Ironside said...

@ Clayton: You haven't SEEN funny conspiracy shit till you've seen professional wrestler and professional drunk The Sandman discuss how 9/11 was an inside job:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2uVq4yZhIw

Sara said...

Um...so does this prove that Glenn Beck approves of deals with the devil? It would make sense, no?

Anonymous said...

Fett101, Genn Beck, and no I am not a fan of his, di dnot condemn Scientists. The Liberal idea of Right Wing Religious Peopel as Anti-Science is precicely that, a Left wWing Caricature of The Religious Right. Beck may have condemned this Atheist God-Hatign Scientist, but he dint condemn Scientists in general and, unliek how many modern Atheists see things, not all Scientistss are Atheists.

Thats not a defence of Beck so much as opposition to the ridiculsuy idea that if someoen condemns a Smug Atheist Sicentist then they are condemnign centists all togather.