Sunday, October 14, 2012

Kid Rock and Sean Penn Have a Message For You

Below, "Americans," a PSA short-film pleading for political cooperation courtesy the two most unlikable celebrity spokespersons imaginable... and also, possibly, one of the most embarassing things ever committed to film by humans to date:

16 comments:

Buffalo Bob Lacy said...

The Douchebaggery of this video burns, and I can't seem to wash it off. I stopped watching the minute Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby was quoted.

Lido said...

this exists? I mean people unironically threw money at this and thought "yeah THIS is a good cause" I mean people are doing cancer research and habitat for humanity but no instead of any of those causes we get someone chose to throw money at this waste of time. I do love that "Whale Saver" is an insult, I don't really think that works as an insult, it's like trying to insult someone by saying their an "dog lover" also why was the peace maker stereotypical Jamaican girl?

Lido said...

oh god it just doesn't end I"m sorry to post again but it just won't stop, and ya know for something that was meant for "political tolerance" this does seem very pro-democratic, like none of Chris Rock's points or ideas are ever shown positive just his white trash ticks like drinking beer and nas car

Anonymous said...

Sorry bob, Your Game Overthinker episode 50 will always be the most embarrassing thing ever committed to film.

Also, Sean Penn fucked The Black Widow, your argument will always be invalid.

Anonymous said...

Remember, he fucked her, not make love to her, and after he was done, he kicked her out into the cold rain where her tears/wetness for Sean would be hidden.

Razmere said...

.... What the hell am I LOOKING AT?!

Allan said...

Anon is right. Bob's skits are a worse offense to film.

The Bagwellian said...

That's it, I'm out. I mean, I don't know about the rest of it but you lost me at "vodka rocks, hold the rocks." Just say "neat." Is that so hard? You can still do it in a gravelly voice dripping with ennui if that's your thing.

Anonymous said...

I know why Bob hates this - he despises the idea of people with differing viewpoints actually working together instead of seeing who he considers to be "right" crush and belittle the person he considers "wrong".

Anonymous said...

Bob, You are the biggest hack on the internet.
The one who makes those embarrassing AVGN style skits.
You have no right to complain about other people's videos.

Nathan said...

I now have a new ringtone.

Terrence Edwards said...

I like the other message in this movie:

Kid Rock learns to embrace environmentalism and tolerance for gender/homosexual equality and Sean Penn celebrates Nascar (note: he never actually watches it) and drinking beer straight from the bottle.

Seriously, imagine if they were truly walking the line and sharing values--instead protesting the marriage or walking into a classroom handing out Bibles?

The Saarai'ari said...

Oh well, at least it's not as embarassing as that one time David Bowie and Mick Jagger did a music video together.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4jnaznUoQ

Link_Shady said...

I'm a little country,
and I'm a little Rock and Roll

The point of the video is that no matter how much of a douchbag kid rick and sean penn are, there' s always a jamaican (or any other minority) who is way worse¡?

BJames said...

that was hilariously bad, message is great and all that bla bla bla, but the video is so corny and over acted it distracts from whatever the message was. I half expected America Fuck yeah to start playing.

Gordy said...

Agreed, BJames. Nice message. Über-naff execution.

Has to be said, you do come off a bit anti-peaceful coexistence sometimes, Bob.