Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Woody Allen is a Pimp (For Real) in John Turturro's "FADING GIGOLO"

John Turturro has written, directed and starred in a movie wherein Woody Allen is his best friend who shows up at his workplace to announce that he's arranged for him to earn a quick $2,000 for having a threesome with Sharon Stone and Sofia Vergara. Huh.

Following that logic, I can only assume that the sequel will involve Werner Herzog tossing him the keys to a space-shuttle with it's own private onboard Whattaburger, after which he draw Excalibur from the stone to defeat King Ghidorah, for which he will be awarded the WWE Championshp.