UPDATE: Here's the pretty-pictures version:
I'm working on having the pretty-pictures version of this up ASAP, but why should you have to wait? Here's the complete audio-review of M. Night Shyamalan's latest (literal) shit-show. I know, I know, I'm too good to you.
*P.S. I know that it shows the wrong title in the "credits." This will be fixed in the video version.